The only way to deal with an overload of Christmas stress is to pour a large dram of Aberlour and watch a Christmas movie. The dram was needed because the film was so bad, even if it was about a Princess. In fact it was so dreadful that I am not going to tell you what it was. You get 25 points if you can guess the title. Your only clue is that a very gargoylesque Roger Moore was in it. I was transfixed by trying to work out what plastic surgery he had had done. Yes – the film really was that bad. I’ve checked and as far as I can see, Sir Roger is still alive.
Did you guess it?