Occasionally I order stationery online, and sometimes there are free gifts. This time it is a mini liquid dispenser. For the life of me I cannot think of a use for it, other than that the water bottle itself is a better shape to fit on a fridge shelf. Basically it is a dumpy 8-glass capacity bottle that balances precariously on top of a plastic stand with a small lever to release the liquid into a glass placed below.
I shall have to think about it.