What’s the Story in Dalamory

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

If o­nly……….

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

True, and not just for waistbands….

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

How true.

Number 20 o­n the list of pieces of Wisdom says…

     There is always o­ne more imbecile than you counted o­n.

I'm not sure that is politcally correct any more. In fact the older I get, the more sympathetic I become towards those who are a bit befuddled. (For obvious reasons.)

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Nearly always true.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Like car boot sales I presume.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Well I'm OK then, because I am well past middle age. I'm into the “round” phase!

A balanced diet is a Mars Bar in each hand.

My website is censoring the pearl of wisdom for today….presumably because it includes a short description of a husband being bumped off with a weapon.~

Quite right too. The censorship not the murder!

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.