More good advice

Never leave a man, a credit card and a spare ten minutes in a shopping complex with a computer games shop.

He comes out with a Wii.

By the way, Him Behind the Wheel is leading at tennis.

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A laugh from Ronni

Couldn’t resist the following from Time Goes By

HERMAN’S HERMITS: Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

THE BEE GEES: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

BOBBY DARIN: Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash

RINGO STARR: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

ROBERTA FLACK: The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

JOHNNY NASH: I Can’t See Clearly Now

PAUL SIMON: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

MARVIN GAYE: I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

PROCOL HARUM: A Whiter Shade of Hair

LEO SAYER: You Make Me Feel Like Napping

THE TEMPTATIONS: Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone

ABBA: Denture Queen

TONY ORANDO: Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

HELEN REDDY: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

WILLIE NELSON: On the Commode Again

LESLIE GORE: It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To

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Autumn

There is a distinct tinge of autumn in the air. The following Haiku gives me hope for the season I like the least.

Dep Autumn:
few leaves left on branches
freed to fill with stars.

James Luguri

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Half is better than nothing

There is half of a lead roof on the extension. It looks like a sculpture in its own right. There is also shower tray, WC and wash basin in the shower room. No water connected though.

Life is looking up!

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Sleeping buddies

Misty and Fox after a hard day….

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Life

I flame above the beauty of the fields; I shine in the waters; in the sun, the moon and the stars, I burn. And by means of the airy wind, I stir everything into quickness with a certain invisible life which sustains all.

Hildegard of Bingen

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Update

They are here……. they are wet!

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Happy Saturday

The plumbers have promised to come today – two by two. They are to install the shower-room fittings and start work on the roof.

Pity that rain is forecast.

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Visit to a pet supermarket

Misty is disappointed that I did not succumb to buying her a pink sweatshirt when I visited a pet supermarket at the weekend. She won’t stop going on about it. I have tried to explain that pink doesn’t go with her red collar, to which she replies, “Why should I only have one collar anyway?”

I can’t win!

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Be careful what you wish for

OK – so I did not exactly make a wish, but the other week I watched a young cleric all involved in a country wedding. I am not sure exactly how I felt: whimsical perchance? Or maybe it was a sense of those days being behind me. Either way, I admit there was a slight sense of loss.

Funny how I am now booked to do two island weddings next month.

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