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Apologies to anyone who logged in over the last few days and found a rude message o­n screen. The weblog was tampered with by a malicious hacker. I cannot think what pleasure it gives anyone to do such a senseless … Continue reading →

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. If o­nly……….

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. True, and not just for waistbands….

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again. How true.

Number 20 o­n the list of pieces of Wisdom says…      There is always o­ne more imbecile than you counted o­n. I'm not sure that is politcally correct any more. In fact the older I get, the more sympathetic I … Continue reading →

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Nearly always true.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Like car boot sales I presume.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Well I'm OK then, because I am well past middle age. I'm into the “round” phase!

A balanced diet is a Mars Bar in each hand.

My website is censoring the pearl of wisdom for today….presumably because it includes a short description of a husband being bumped off with a weapon.~ Quite right too. The censorship not the murder!