Monthly Archives: July 2005

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again. How true.

Number 20 o­n the list of pieces of Wisdom says…      There is always o­ne more imbecile than you counted o­n. I'm not sure that is politcally correct any more. In fact the older I get, the more sympathetic I … Continue reading →

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. Nearly always true.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. Like car boot sales I presume.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Well I'm OK then, because I am well past middle age. I'm into the “round” phase!

A balanced diet is a Mars Bar in each hand.

My website is censoring the pearl of wisdom for today….presumably because it includes a short description of a husband being bumped off with a weapon.~ Quite right too. The censorship not the murder!

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway. Death is the last major taboo in our society. We don't seem to accept that we all will die. Then…… well what is your hope?

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good